Smartie Artie
Hemel Hempstead, HP2 5PD
Smartie Artie is a children's entertainment brand based in Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire, providing signature variety shows for birthday parties and events across London and a wide surrounding area. Each show is delivered in a distinctive spotty suit and is packed with comedy magic, balloon modelling, puppets, ventriloquism, games, pass the parcel, and live surprises — with the birthday child always made the star of the show. Multiple experienced Smartie Artie performers (including Nos. 3, 10, and 11) are available, all delivering the same trusted format for children aged approximately 3 to 7. They also offer disco parties, magic workshops for older children, face painting, and close-up magic for adults.
Packages
- 2-Hour Party Show — Price on application The full Smartie Artie variety show runs for two hours and includes comedy magic, balloon modelling, puppet shows, ventriloquism, games, prizes, and pass the parcel. Smartie Artie arrives 15 minutes early to greet and settle the children, assists with the food break at around 45 minutes in (including leading the Happy Birthday song), and supplies all prizes for games. The birthday child is made the star of the show throughout.
- 1-Hour Party Show — Price on application A compact one-hour entertainment programme suited to shorter celebrations. The show covers the core Smartie Artie elements — comedy magic, puppets, and balloon modelling — in an abbreviated format without the full games programme. Contact Smartie Artie directly to discuss suitability and pricing.
- 3-Hour Show (Fairs & Fêtes) — Price on application An extended three-hour programme designed for fun days, summer fairs, shopping centre events, and larger public or commercial occasions. Smartie Artie entertains continuously across the event, bringing the full variety show format to a wider audience. Contact for pricing and details.
Questions and answers
- What age group is Smartie Artie best suited to?
- Best for children from around 3 to 7 years. Older children may prefer disco parties or magic workshops.
- How long does the party show last?
- Two hours, including a break for tea. One-hour shows are also available upon request.
- What is included in the entertainment?
- Smartie Artie supplies everything needed for the entertainment, including comedy magic, balloon modelling, puppet shows, ventriloquism, games, prizes, and pass the parcel. The birthday child is made the star of the show.
- When does Smartie Artie arrive?
- Smartie Artie arrives 15 minutes before the party begins to set up and greet the children.
- Does Smartie Artie manage the whole party?
- Yes. Smartie Artie runs the complete entertainment experience, including assisting at the food break and leading the Happy Birthday song for the cake.
- How much space is needed?
- Less space than you might expect. Parties work well in homes, small halls, or a variety of venues.
- Can Smartie Artie entertain mixed age groups?
- Yes, though it works best when children are close in age.
- Are outdoor parties possible?
- Yes, but children may get distracted by outdoor surroundings. Ground sheets or blankets and a shaded area are recommended.
- What areas does Smartie Artie cover?
- Smartie Artie covers a wide area including London and the surrounding regions — Hertfordshire, Bedfordshire, Essex, Buckinghamshire, Surrey, Kent, Northamptonshire, and more. Travel costs are adjusted for certain locations.
- Does Smartie Artie only do birthday parties?
- No. Smartie Artie also entertains at Christmas events, Halloween parties, weddings, christenings, school and nursery shows, fairs, fêtes, and commercial promotions.